Why Are We Here? (The Quiz)
We're born. We live. We die. But why?
Why Are We Here?
(multiple-choice format)
A) We are here to get make money and spend it on a bunch of status symbols and other stuff.
B) We are here to become as well-liked, respected, famous, powerful, or as high on the ladder of social status as possible.
C) We are here to just "enjoy the trip" and have as much "fun" as possible (aka "The Universe As Disneyland" model or "the meaning of life is happiness.")
D) We are here to be a success. (But success at what?)
E) We are here to find the perfect guy or girl, make them fall madly in love with us, and live happily ever after. (aka the "romantic" model)

F) We are here to pass on our genes (aka, the "humans are DNA puppets" model). (And why are they here?)
G) We are here to save the planet (...and why is the planet here?)
H) We are here to work like dogs, pay taxes, get old, get sick, and die, without ever knowing why (aka the "human as worker bee" model)
I)The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us." - Quentin Crisp
J) "Don't ask." (Translation: We are indeed here, but even though we're naturally inclined to ask "Why?" about this sort of thing, we should turn that natural curiosity off or bury it deep - aka, the "humans don't know and never will" agnostic model).
K) We are here to have children (...and, why are they here?)
L) We're here to survive (even though that effort, in a long enough time span, seems ultimately doomed to fail). (And what's the point of this survival/non-survival dynamic?)
M) We are here to set goals and achieve them...and then set more and achieve them, and so on, ad infinitum, until we die. (And why are the goals here?)
N) We're here to evolve. (Evolve into what, exactly? And what's the point of evolving?)
O) We're here to maximize pleasure and minimize pain (aka the "life as a rat in a maze utilitarian model.") (And what's the point of this whole pain-pleasure dynamic or setup?)
P) Freud: we live in a state of conflict, being torn between our instincts (what we want) and the reality of societal expectations (which doesn't allow us what we want) as puppets of "the unconscious" (and what's the point of the unconscious?)
Q) We're here to love others. (...and why are others here?)
R) We are here to face and overcome whatever challenges life throws at us. (And what's the point of this challenge-overcoming dynamic?)
S) We are here to try to live a secure and comfortable life (despite not knowing why we're tasked with this burden of always seeking security and comfort, and rarely actually finding it for long).
T) The "Economy of Happiness": We are here to squeeze the maximum amount of fun and happiness possible out of the existential toothpaste tubes of our lives in the time we have (aka maximum hedonism)
U) We are here to distract ourselves from asking why we are here. (aka the self-distraction model)
V) We are here to prepare ourselves for the moment of death. (aka Plato's "philosophy as preparation for death" model)
W) We are here to prepare ourselves for a moment when our lives will be judged according to some All-Important Yardstick (aka the "life as preparation to be judged" model)

...wait a minute - I thought YOU knew where we were going!
X) We don't know why we're here, we'll never know why we're here - and we absolutely know that for sure.
Y) We are here because of "the Plan" (and what is "the Plan"?)
Z) We are here to educate ourselves, work hard, climb a ladder of success, realize that there's nothing at the top of that ladder of success, and then become somewhat confused, jaded, or lost, unless we find some alternative game (aka the "Hope For the Flowers" model)
AA) We are here for no reason or purpose whatsoever. It's a cosmic mistake, there is no point, and it's all meaningless (aka the "nihilism" model)
BB) We are here for "a reason" (and either ask "what exactly is that reason?" or just leave it at that)
CC) We are here to serve as consumers for businesses, voters for politicians, worker bees for corporate tycoons, "users" for social media sites, "viewers" for streaming services, or cannon fodder for warmongers (aka the "The Human Battery from The Matrix" model, where we're milked for everything valuable before being discarded)
DD) Psychological: We are here to work on ourselves, overcome our neurosis, understand our childhood, become a self-individualized human, release our "inner children," unleash our repressed emotions, and free up our impulses.
EE) We are here to find a game worth playing, and playing it to the absolute best of our ability.
FF) We are here because we have a duty and mission to carry out.
GG) We are here for reasons we do not understand, but we can understand if we decide to figure them out and do the work necessary to do so.
HH) We are here to overcome the world.
II) We are here to overcome ourselves.
JJ) We are here to promote health instead of disease, wealth instead of poverty, wisdom instead of ignorance, love instead of indifference, justice instead of injustice, peace instead of conflict, etc.
KK) All we need to worry about is not doing what we're not here for; then what we are here for will take care of itself.
LL) We are here to find certain people who really did know why they were here (such as perhaps Buddha, Jesus, Mohammed, Lao-Tzu, and others) - and follow their lead.
MM) We are here for something nobody else can tell us, but we can find for ourselves, like a secret code inside ourselves that only we can crack.
NN) We are here to change the world, or bring about "heaven on earth."
OO) Erich Fromm: "Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself."
PP) The Matrix: We are for food, or so that our vitality or life-force can be drained to feed parasites we can't see and know nothing about.
QQ) We are here to perfect ourselves.
RR) We are here to attain total spiritual enlightenment.
SS) We are here to survive/find immortality (Editor's Note: Isn't this a circular argument? Say we do find a way to scientifically make us capable of surviving forever, or even much longer than we do now... so what? As the quote goes..."Many folks long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a Sunday afternoon...") - and if the purpose of this life is to find a way to live another one... what's the purpose of that one?)
TT) We are here to try to find the key to immortal life before our time here runs out.
UU) Shakespeare: "All that lives must die, passing through nature to eternity." - Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 2 (So, we are here to pass through nature to eternity)
VV) We are here to find the "Holy Grail", the "Philosopher's Stone", or to find ultimate knowledge.
WW) We are here to do battle, either to fight evil on the side of good, or to fight good on the side of evil.
XX) We are here to to learn how to love each another. (and what is "love"?); "We are all born for love; it is the principle of existence and its only end." - Benjamin Disraeli
YY) "What is the chief end of man? To glorify God and to enjoy him forever." - Westminster Catechism. (And Who, or What, is "God"?)
ZZ) We are here to be heroes, to fight the dragon and save the beautiful princess. (and the "dragon" is our own "ego," the princess is our own "soul").
AAA) We are here to find real happiness. (Even, possibly, "antifragile happiness.")
BBB) We're all here to learn how to love each other properly.
CCC) There is no "why." It just is. This just happens; it's all we know and all we ever can know. So, might as well enjoy the ride the best we can.
DDD) In some huge way, we are asleep; we are here to wake up.
EEE) We are here because God is playing hide-and-seek with himself.
FFF) The world is a prison where we have been given a life sentence; we are here either to 1) try to make ourselves more comfortable or enjoy our stay in the prison, or 2) try to escape.
GGG) We are here to put up cool websites about finding "IT".
HHH) We are here to spend our lives for some form of noble cause, pursuit, or mission. (and what is "noble"?)
III) We are here to develop our character.
JJJ) We are here to overcome suffering
KKK) Martin Luther King: "If a man hasn't discovered something he's willing to die for, he isn't fit to live."
LLL) Groundhog Day: We are here to basically live the same day, over and over again, until we get it right. (See also Buddhism/Hinduism: We are here to be reincarnated, over and over and over again, until we become "enlightened.")
MMM) Christianity: We are here to find and experience some form of "salvation," or to get to heaven, which is somewhere close to or with God; we are here to "love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might," and "love your neighbor as yourself;" we are here to work to establish "The Kingdom of Heaven" on Earth.
NNN) Yoga: "The sole object of life is the attainment of Self-realization or Absolute Freedom. Devote every minute of your life for this grand attainment." - Swami Sivananda
OOO) Barry Long: "Is it intelligent to ignore the possibility that the sweetest natural physical sensation two human beings can produce together on earth (sex) signifies a reality?"
PPP) We are here to figure out, or remember, who we really are.
QQQ) We are here to find "IT".
RRR) George Bernard Shaw: "This is the true joy in life - being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; being a force of nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances, complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you consistent."
SSS) Peter Deunov: "We have come to earth to learn to love God who has created and loves us. When we learn how to love Him we shall understand the meaning of our life, and our relationships with others will become clear."
TTT) We are here to find out why we're here.
UUU) Michel de Montaigne: "Our duty is to compose our character, not to compose books, to win not battles and provinces, but order and tranquillity in our conduct. Our great and glorious masterpiece is to live properly."
VVV) Tagore: "The infinite seeks the intimate presence of the finite, the finite to disappear in the infinite. I do not know whose scheme this is . . . that the bound should be on a search after freedom - freedom asking to be housed in the bound."
WWW) Albert Einstein: "A human being is a part of the whole called by us universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest, a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty." (- sounds great . . . but how? More from Big Al here.)
XXX) Léon Bloy: "Every man is on earth to symbolize something he is ignorant of and to realize a particle or a mountain of the invisible materials that will serve to build the City of God."
YYY) Charles K. Bellinger: "Human beings fall into traps on the right side or on the left side when they live in the finite to the exclusion of the infinite, or when they seek freedom to the exclusion of necessity, or when they live in the temporal while ignoring the eternal. The goal of human life, then, is the difficult task of holding together these paradoxical elements in a creative synthesis. The highest and truest pathway in life can be compared to walking along a narrow mountain ridge. It is always possible to fall off the ridge to the right or to the left, but the successful walker continues forward maintaining a balance."
ZZZ) "The meaning of life lies in the quest for something eternally unachievable: divine perfection. For only the impossible is real, and what is furthest from us is in fact closest to us. This would seem to be absurd, but it isn’t, for things are not as we see them. Those who reach for the unachievable, the perfection of God, remembering that they were created in his image, are the ones who live in reality. Since they have placed the Creator at the centre of their life, he takes part in what they do, in everything they bring into being. He is present in their every thought and feeling. They were thinking it was impossible to meet God, to become one with him, but in fact this meeting, this union, happens every day, without their even realizing it! Every day, they grow in faith, hope and love; every day, light and peace increase within them." - Omraam Mikhaël Aïvanhov
A4) None of the Above
B4) All of the Above
C4) Some of the above _______________________
D4) Other __________________________
Your Answer: ________.
When you finish your quiz, please pass your papers to the front.
Please note: This is a quiz that, whether you know it or not, you're kind of already taking;
And you will probably be graded, but may not be; we're not sure when or even if you'll ever find out what your grade is, and we might know who will or won't be grading your papers, - but then again, we may be wrong.
"Okay, so why ARE we here?
Wrestling with Big Questions like this can seem a bit overwhelming.
Is there a way to simplify it?
For example, maybe we could boil it down to two basic answers. Either life
A) is meaningless, or
B) is meaningful (but if so, then what is the “meaning,” exactly?)
This is a basic existential riddle we all face.
And we all have to answer something along those lines.
But even this can seem overwhelming. It's like an "everything problem" - where difficult problems are interconnected with other difficult problems.
After all, how do we know?
It's enough to make someone throw hands up, decide it's all too much, turn on the television, and move through life with some kind of constant, low-grade, unresolved existential crisis.
But here’s an approach that might help.
The first step involves searching out all possible answers from across the world, and then collecting them in one spot.
(Spoiler alert: a rough version of that is what we did above.)
The next step involves sorting those answers out.
When sorted properly, a chaotic pile of answers can suddenly fall neatly in line.
How can that happen? Through laying the proper groundwork.
Your answer to "Why are we here?" depends on your life philosophy.
There are only about seven or so categories or buckets.
Call them "worldviews."
Once you know your basic life philosophy or worldview (perhaps through exploring the matter here), your answers to the Big Questions can fall neatly in line.
And here’s where things get really interesting.
Our answers here – to the “why are we here?” question, as well as the worldview question – are interconnected with other questions.
To answer one, you have to answer another.
In other words, to answer question A, you have to answer question B. And to answer question B, you have to answer question C. And so on. Hence the sense of overwhelm that keeps cropping up.
The answer to “why we’re here,” for example, is connected to the answer to the question of meaning. And the answer to the question of meaning is connected to the answer to the question “why do we suffer?” (which is one of the big reasons for feelings of meaninglessness, angst, or soft nihilism.) And suffering, of course, is also connected to our ideas about “happiness.” Happiness, of course, is also related to things like our psychological health, which is also related to things like inner strength, our existential fitness, our basic model of human nature, our level of psychological self-defense, our level of philosophical self-defense, our relationships, and so on.
Again, overwhelming.
But that can also work in our favor if we reverse it.
If everything is interconnected, then if we then solve one problem, it can have a ripple effect.
Solving one problem can start solving lots of others.
And suddenly, instead of a thousand seemingly unrelated pieces of the puzzle, we can catch a glimpse the entire image on the front of the puzzle box.
Life can start to make a lot more sense.
But even that means it making more sense on an intellectual level.
Which is good, but it isn't the whole game just yet.
The real business is when it becomes experiential.
We could even run some experiments to make it even stronger and clearer, or, if we're serious, to seriously contemplate the whole thing.
If we take that route, we might just wind up with much more clarity on knowing “why we’re here.”
And even more, this clarity can ripple out into improving life in other ways, too.
In this sense, the quest to “know thyself” might be the most practical path in the world.
Walk hard.
"There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio.
What is sacred?
Of what is the spirit made?
What is worth living for?
And what is worth dying for?
The answer to each is the same: only love."
-Don Juan,
from Don Juan de Marco by Francis Ford Coppola/Jeremy Leven
